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Fuzzy Pickles: THE MOVIE
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Fuzzy Pickles: THE MOVIE
Ah, I am starting one of these bloggamajiggers. Or blog.
Okayyyyy... Let's see...

Today, I woke up at 9:00, slept till 11, finally got up. I ate some cereal (Frosted Flakes, if you want to know which kind.) and played Lego Pirates of the Caribbean. Then, I snuck on my little brother's Webkinz account and started being a crazy psycho on the chat. I got a warning directing me to a help site, it said I needed help. How'd they know I'm psychotic? Then, I quickly got off and came to this lovely forum. After that, I was forced to go shopping with my mom, I ended up carrying all the heavy stuff. We came home, I played Mario Kart 7 for a while, then PWNED my older bro on SSBB. I came back on PB, did stuff, and went outside in the freezing cold in a T-shirt. I'm cool like that. I got cold after an hour of riding my bike, and came back inside. I was greeted by screaming siblings and psychotic cats flying around. I went back outside. I finally came back in and ate tacos for dinner. I came back on PB and here I am.

I am bummed at the fact I will go back to school tomorrow.
DEATH TO SCHOOL, EVEN THOUGH I NEED TO BE EDUCATED AND STUFF.

And last night, I had a dream where my friend came over, and started dancing like Michael Jackson. I shot her and started dancing with crabs in carrot suits. Cockroaches decided to go to war with Martians, and they all killed me.

Weirdest. Dream. EVAR.

That concludes part one of my crazy blog.
(This post was last modified: 02-24-2012 04:57 AM by Tesmik.)
01-03-2012 08:53 AM
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Tesmik Offline
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RE: Life of a madman
Glafinabapoppyanolina llama! My internet was out all day yesterday! Dang it.

I came home from boring school. Nothing memorable happened, except when some kid asked me to join his club called "Fart guys". I said no and ran away.
Yeah, nothing cool today nor yesterday happened. Derp.

Nothing cool happened. Move along, maggots. [/shot]
(This post was last modified: 01-05-2012 03:03 AM by Tesmik.)
01-05-2012 02:54 AM
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RE: Life of a madman
Didn't see this. XD Your first entry seemed like a war zone of siblings and cats... I have 3 sisters. 2 younger and 1 older so yeah... Bit wierd for me and my siblings...

School was boring for me when I went. It was like: Monday: Stupid sub in ELA and LA who kept windows open... Freezing. Today: Two subs are two. Luckily one of them wasn't that crazy window opener.

Move along Maggots? I feel like the Soilder from TF2 would say that, or maybe he does. I know he says maggots.

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01-05-2012 02:59 AM
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RE: Life of a madman
I got the "Move along maggots" from Lord of the Rings. I've never played TF2.
01-05-2012 03:07 AM
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RE: Life of a madman
Oh fail He just yells "Maggots!" every once in a while. He's like that Army sterotype.

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01-05-2012 03:28 AM
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RE: Life of a madman
lol.

Yay! More borrrrrrring stuff.

Got up, went to be a slave school. Came home......
I played Little Big Planet 2 alllll day, came on PB few times. Then, my bro asked if we wanted to watch The Sixth Sense. Man, I love that movie. Then, we watched that horrible thing called "The Last Airbender" by M. Night Shamalama-ding-dong. But, it was funny with the Rifftrax. Hate the movie, love the Rifftrax for it.
Anyway, did some stewpid stuff that was boring, and here I am.
lawwwwwww....

Man, what a boring entry.

Tune in next time for...
STUFF THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT! YAY!
01-06-2012 09:24 AM
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RE: Life of a madman
Tesmik's log, stardate January 6, 2012.
I woke up and went to the boring place named school. I hate ittttttttt. I came home a bit early and came on PB. Nothing life changing happened, except that I ate a potato chip.
Wow! I ate pizza for dinner.
Then, I was beamed onto the Enterprise, and I became the captain.

yayyyyyyyyy
Man, too shortttttttttttttt.
01-07-2012 08:22 PM
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RE: Life of a madman
Nothing great happened, so I'm just gonna tell how AWESOME Ghost Trick is.

Ghost Trick is a puzzle game by Capcom, on the Nintendo DS. You wake up, not remembering anything. All you remember is your name, Sissel. You see a woman, a man pointing a gun at her, and in the middle of them is a dead body. Your dead body. You must save the woman a bunch of times from dying with your Ghost Tricks, which enable you to manipulate certain objects, such as ceiling fans and signs and such. You are able to go four minutes into the past in order to save the woman, who might know who killed you. You must solve a mystery, your own. And guess what, you have until the next day to solve it because you'll vanish by then...
It is truly an awesome game. I've played it twice, and the plot twists are mind-blowing. The music is great, I've downloaded some songs from YT and put them on my MP3. The puzzles are fun, you have four minutes to avert the person's death. The characters are great, Sissel is very cool. The gameplay is nice. The graphics are awesome, very smooth. It took me about 13, 14 hours to beat. Although, if you took out ALL dialogue, the game would be like 3 hours. lol.
I recommend this game highly, I give it a 100/10. It's that awesome.
Go look at the trailer. NOW. Or go buy it... Oops, now it sounds like I'm advertising...
01-12-2012 03:03 AM
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RE: Life of a madman
My family is in shambles. My dad cheated on my mom. >:I
If young, go away.
Spoiler
On a chat on one of those internet dating site for MARRIED people (Sick, isn't it?), he called her a nut and a week before his vacation from work, he said he dreaded to be with her. I personally hate him. He's always been so distant from me and my sibs. He was always on his computer. I thought he was doing important stuff, like stuff for work. Then, I found one of his flash drives, and gave it to my mom. It had pictures of women on it. My mom looked at all the searches he did on Google. Oh Nayru, that was... I wanted to just rinse my brain and eyes with Clorox. X_x
He's obsessed with (I'm not gonna say it, but for now, we'll just say "bad stuff"). I want to strangle him, but he's at a psychiatric hospital.

Oh Din, he's... Ugh.


I've decided to do colors for my current emotions. Right now, I'm angry at my dad so the text is red.
01-18-2012 03:40 AM
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RE: Who farted? >:l
I love Legend of Zelda. ._.

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01-18-2012 03:48 AM
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RE: Who farted? >:l
Totally forgot about this! Sorry about not posting!

...Wow, just wow. Good thing he's away then.. I don't know exactly what to say... If my Dad did that I would be crushed. Like all of my childhood memories, just tarnished and destroyed. (He would do everything with me, like build legos, play sports, and yeah... I was thrown out of a friendship 2 weeks into Kindergarden. And that just... It still clings onto me today. The internet is good for socializing easily. I'm... Really shy in real life.)

If your having trouble, like anything. Maybe try a counseler (I go to one, helps me with everything. My parents say I'm really hard on myself.) or you could just talk to me. I'm always here to help, brother-on-the-Zelda-Family-Tree-if you-still-want-to-count-that. (Maybe since Eli's back, we could be like adopted brothers on the PB Tree? Would seem fun.)

Anyways, just hope your okay, and that thing will get better for you! Try to think positive, I know that it's hard sometimes, but just try, things'll get better! (Before you just doubt that, my Grandpa died in 2009. I was always with him.)

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01-18-2012 03:57 AM
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RE: Who farted? >:l
Counselor? No thanks. I'm not so mad I'm punching stuff, and I'm not crying because he betrayed us and stuff. I'm just angry because he would always help me with legos, we'd play Mario Kart together, take me to watch football, that kinda stuff, and then just go chat with other women. He's got 6 dang kids including me! The worst part is, he started this, like, 5 years ago. My siblings knew, but were afraid to tell our mom. I'm not clueless, I knew he was looking at 'bad stuff' for a while, but I knew that would obliterate my mom's heart and eat it with toast. When we were cleaning his office in the basement so we could turn it into a room, we found anime dvds about girls or something that belonged to him. I, being destructive and cool, smashed them with a hammer with my mom's permission. That was fun.

I'm not heart torn about this for some reason, but yeah. My Grandpap said he was surprised my mom hasn't killed my dad yet. XD

She's scary when mad. O.o
Anyway, something positive happened today. I ate Arby's today. Arby's is the best fast food restaurant on planet earth.
01-18-2012 08:08 AM
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RE: Life of a madman
(01-07-2012 08:22 PM)Tesmik Wrote:  Tesmik's log, stardate January 6, 2012.
I woke up and went to the boring place named school. I hate ittttttttt. I came home a bit early and came on PB. Nothing life changing happened, except that I ate a potato chip.
Wow! I ate pizza for dinner.
Then, I was beamed onto the Enterprise, and I became the captain.

yayyyyyyyyy
Man, too shortttttttttttttt.

do potatoes taste good? i never ate 1 since my childhood.
01-18-2012 02:47 PM
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RE: It's not nice to stare at me!
I keep changing the title of my blog. I'm cool like that. >:3
Green= tired, sleepy, bored.


I'm feeling a bit better. Venting helped me. I had to go to a family counsel place. It was boring! my parents were talking about my dad's addiction. But, I was on one of those chairs that spin! That was fun, I love those things. SPINNNNNNN.... Anyway, I got a migraine on the way to the hospital. Played Minish Cap while in the car. Nothing cool happened. So, this entry is pointless. XP

01-19-2012 04:19 AM
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RE: It's not nice to stare at me!
I usually use some sort of lazy color for that..

...I use Lime Green as my awesome one, because it's my favorite.

Spinning Chairs are really fun. XD My family will just stare at me as I just go round, and round, and round... XD

Migraine? Hope it's gone! And hospital? What? Were you going there for it?

...Hope that stuff will be less boring! (I actually need to update my blog...

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01-19-2012 04:29 AM
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RE: It's not nice to stare at me!
Yeah, the counsel was at the psychiatric hospital.
Round and round and round and round... Whee!
01-19-2012 04:44 AM
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RE: It's not nice to stare at me!
Oh ok, got worried there for a minute. XD

YAAAY! Spin!!! Sprocket would love spinning

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01-19-2012 04:45 AM
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RE: It's not nice to stare at me!
Blue= Excited, happy

I got an ocarina! I wanted a Zelda one, but my mom had to get me this plastic one. Well, it's better than nothing. Yeah, I can't play it. I can play the piano, but I want to play da ocarina too. If your wondering, I can play songs on the piano by ear, can't read sheet music. Lol. I learned piano from scratch. No teachers or any of that. Nope. I'm inside the Lanayru Mining Facility in my re-play of Skyward Sword. I recently found that Sprockets Robots don't float, they have wheels. That just messed up stuff in Revenge. Oh well, it died.

I'm thinking... After Clash of the Video Games (Got a new chapter up yesterday), I'm thinking of writing a fic of Sprocket's many misadventures. That sounds fun. Although, only Bolt, PKMN, and Galdr know who he is... XP

So yeah. I've been spitting on my ocarina. GIMME A HEART CONTAINER, LEMME SPIT ON MY OCARINA!

Zelda rap for the win.
01-21-2012 07:30 AM
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RE: It's not nice to stare at me!
Zelda Rap is win. XD

Sprocket would be cool. Maybe because he helped Edward and Nolen be dead they would all travel together, or something! [/random]

...But they do float. Look!

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...Oh wait! Wrong picture! But what does the internet think, calling Sprocket this!

Spoiler
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...Oh wait, they're like a unicycle.

Ocarinas are cool! Learn Saria's Song! It's my favorite! (My friend used to play piano, but then didn't!)

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01-21-2012 07:36 AM
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RE: It's not nice to stare at me!
XD
Revenge in song form.
Spoiler

There once was a Skull kid and his Deku bud,
They took off in a carriage leaving a dude in the mud!
They met an evil guy who said "Hey guys! I'm gonna fry you today."
They got pretty scared and ran away.
They met a dude who wanted to take them to a pub,
"No way! He's evil!" said the Deku Scrub.
A robot came to save them all.
But failed so the evil guy made the town fall!
They escaped the burning place.
Nolen wished for a can of mace,
The annoying pub guy bothered them,
Until the sky was very dim.
They ran into the temple to pray.
Only to catch of fire in a crazy way!
The dark guy was sorta a nut,
Nolen wanted to kick his butt!
The temple violently shook,
I know it sounds something out of a book!
The seal exploded in a bright light,
leaving everyone in a great fright!
Nolen said he started to die,
Edward fell down and began to cry!
They played a song from a far away place,
The seal fixed, putting a smile on their face!
They left for the Goron city,
To stop the one with no pity!
It was very very hot,
It was like a boiling pot!
There was an epic battle with ReDeads,
Sprocket smashed their ugly heads!
The seal broke anyway,
That Dark one must pay!
The city had gone crazy!
Sprocket stopped being lazy,
and brought a dinosaur!
He got fried more and more,
but won the epic fight!
No thanks to Crow, who ran away in fright!
Nolen and Edward summoned a bird,
it dropped them off like a... X-x
The went into the temple of blue,
Nolen got shot and went koo-koo!
The fun Roleplay freaking died.
It was so fun that I cried!
That's not the end of Sprocket and Nolen!
Now, let's go bowlin'!
THE END

I was bored...
Hope you like it.
01-21-2012 08:27 AM
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