Go Away. This thread is for my blogging shenanigans only.

Things I probably won't do.
1. Comment on any post saying I'm wrong in any way. Feel free to post stuff like that though.
2. -FilleruntilIcomeupwithnumbertwo-

Disclaimer

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I'm unhappy about stuff
I mad at things.
I'm sorry, but something in your blog doesn't make sense
actionhero112 is a total jerk. Why would he blog his stupid boring life?


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I'm going to try and update this once a day. *sigh*

Lets start with what I do. Currently I'm working as a Library Assistant while I'm trying to get my BA in political science at Reed College. For anyone who doesn't know library assistant is just a fancy title for "making sure the kids don't wipe their snot on the books they probably won't read anyways."

But I've always wanted to blog. So I guess this is where it starts. Here goes nothing

First thought that goes through my brain. I wish I had a butler to do this for me.

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Ok so everyone knows butlers = angels from heaven sent to do our bidding. However what you don't know is that you can customize butlers, much like how you can customize ice cream except with less nuts.... or more nuts
I have compiled a list that is a guide to the most supreme butlers
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The most obvious choice- THE ROBOT BUTLER ( batteries not included)
The robot butler sounds nice, it can clean, cook and transform into a car, but through watching a lot of the sci fi channel extensive research I have realized that robot servants only have one thing in mind, world domination. UNLESS he does this "DANGER WILL ROBINSON"
Pros
1.doesn't complain

2.definitely doesn't sleep with your significant other

3.comes with a voice that has a monotone

Cons
1.world domination

2.your eventual demise (just see irobot)

3.your significant other's eventual demise

4.you might start dreaming about metal gear and saying metal gear.... A LOT

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The Barbarian Butler
Can anyone say BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!!!
The barbarian butler is awesome. He can fly. He is fly. He smacks flies. He does every ungodly thing under the sun to the fly. He also talks in fractured english. ME BUTLER! ME MAKE YOU SAMMICH (hehe)

However the lack of intelligence or any servant like skills makes Barbarian Butler pretty much smash anything he cannot do.
Example conversation
Me: Crunksworth (butler names always end in worth ;P) can you take out the trash?
Crunksworth: GRAAAAHHH Trash Smelly! Crunk Smash!
Me: *Facepalm*

plus Barbarian butler has a 14 pack, all your girlfriends belong to him.
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The Kraken Butler
RELEASE THE KRAKEN......butler
Eight arms. Those two words describe how awesome it would be to have a Kraken butler. However due to many casualties in the film industry the kraken is becoming a extinct species. ( see pirates of the Caribbean 3 and clash of the titans)
Pros
1. Kraken's are a tax write off.

2. -filler-
Cons
1. Illegal in Japan. Tentacle Shenanigans.

2. Will probably try to eat you.
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Vampire Butler
He can sparkle... I am sure that is remotely useful.

< is awesome.

...pretty much, yes.

(04-30-2011 07:58 AM)Spiri Wrote:  ...pretty much, yes.

Probably the only opinion that I'll comment on lol. Because I'm bigoted and insensitive.

Now I'm going to hug my dog and make waffles. Nuttella is awesome.

I actually sorta like the new season... Think of it as it's new show, not just a new series. And then think how Unova is llike it's own game. The changes are ment for that factor. Also, Ash saw Ho-oh in the first episode of Kanto. And Iris get's better later on in the episodes... (Seeing that your only on the episode with sneezing Axew) And, at least Axew dosen't wander off all of the time, making a whole episode to catch it like Togepi did.

(04-30-2011 04:35 PM)PKMNTrainer09 Wrote:  And, at least Axew dosen't wander off all of the time, making a whole episode to catch it like Togepi did.

Actually, I agree with this - that Togepi was annoying...

Ok last night I did something I regret I went on 4chan. I watched the new pokemon that I recorded on tivo.

I didn't like it. For one Ash seemed to get younger. And he changed bro. Now He is basically the protagonist from Katekyo hitman reborn. ( Lets list the similarities)

1. He goes from really strong, to really weak every season. Consistency is the bane of 4kids apparently.
3. -Filler- (I can do that right?)
7. This really shouldn't be on the list but Katekyo Hitman reborn is basically pokemon. I stopped watching after they started sending "monsters" out of "boxes" to fight other "monsters" that came from other "boxes." Seriously Katekyo Hitman reborn is one geometry lesson away from copyright infringement. At least it isn't code geass, but I won't get into that now. *Shudder*

I was pretty faded tired when I watched the episodes so I probably only watched like half of one episode before I blacked out went to sleep. But I did learn that Iris is a horrible travel companion.

Iris is, without a doubt, the worst person ever. Basically you combine a COD online player with the worst pokemon trainer ever and you get my sister. Multiply that times 6.7 and you get Iris. All she does is insult ash and talk about how awesome her allergenic dragon sneezing axew is. I kinda just want to drop axew down a well. A very deep well. With sharks at the bottom.

Then Ash apparently saw Zekrom which I wut'd at
Reenactment:

Me: wut? *hic*

I thought that was suppossed to happen after you beat all the gym leaders.

Actionhero112 is awesome *Check*

Actionhero112 is Attractive LOLWUT?

ImadeamistakeforgivemeandI'llgiveyoumyfirstbornchild.

lolumad Action :3

I clicked both the goodness of humanity.

Well done, you're reading this signature.

Finding random stories on the internetz.

When I was just fourteen, I was given the task of drowning kittens by my girlfriend's mother. I filled a large laundry sink with room temperature water and held the eight kittens under. As each kitten died and sank to the bottom, it turned and rested 'snuggled' to the previous. I put them in a garbage bag and was carrying it out when the bag moved and I heard a meow. I opened the bag and found one kitten had survived. So I drowned it again.


Dreams.
I hate it when people tell me "I had a weird dream last night...". I dont care, it didn't really happen and it is going to be boring. Just because you dreamt it doesn't make it interesting to anyone. I knew someone who told me a dream and it went on for about twenty minutes. That is nineteen minutes and sixty seconds longer than I have to care about something that didn't really happen. Another time she was telling me about a dream her auntie had, so not only was I listening to something that didn't really happen, I was listening to something that didn't really happen to someone I didn't even know. I glass over and my mind wanders after the words "I had a weird dream last night..." so it is just a waste of everyones time. The statement she made, "If you cared about me you would be interested in my dreams", I will put down to the fact that she was an idiot and possibly slightly crazy because she owned more than two cats.

If you can find a smaller picture of the dancing mudkip, it should totally be your avatar. Or part of your sig.

I think someone can make it smaller but idk...

(04-30-2011 09:31 PM)actionhero112 Wrote:  Dreams.
I hate it when people tell me "I had a weird dream last night...". I dont care, it didn't really happen and it is going to be boring. Just because you dreamt it doesn't make it interesting to anyone. I knew someone who told me a dream and it went on for about twenty minutes. That is nineteen minutes and sixty seconds longer than I have to care about something that didn't really happen. Another time she was telling me about a dream her auntie had, so not only was I listening to something that didn't really happen, I was listening to something that didn't really happen to someone I didn't even know. I glass over and my mind wanders after the words "I had a weird dream last night..." so it is just a waste of everyones time. The statement she made, "If you cared about me you would be interested in my dreams", I will put down to the fact that she was an idiot and possibly slightly crazy because she owned more than two cats.

SWEET JUSTICE. ;_;

Aha randomness

Epic. I think its a toaster.

Yea i think so or a boom box?

Something isn't right here......

Offensive registeel is offensive.

Lol XD
Weird o.O

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LQ's Blog VS Action's blog


[Action blog = Win]

(04-30-2011 11:51 PM)actionhero112 Wrote:  

Something isn't right here......

Offensive registeel is offensive.

lolwut? Registeel gangsta

looks more like a Nazi salute to me to be honest...

Oh, and BTW action, i decided to ruin your perfectly even poll.... sorry

"Why can't they see,
That when we bleed we bleed the same?"