Misadventures of Daimon

So yeah. Three Pokemon run of Pokemon Black. Let's get going!

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"Hi there! Welcome to the world of Pokemon! My name is Professor Juniper. Everyone calls me the Pokemon Professor!" Wait, your first name is PROFESSOR?! She throws a pokeball. A fluffy weird looking chinchilla things comes out. How amazing! "That's right! This world is widely inhabited by mysterious creatures--" WAIT. WHAT? "--called Pokemon!" I though they were Pocket Monsters, not mysterious creatures. "Pokemon have mysterious--" There's that word again. "--powers. They come in many shapes and live in many different places." Huh. Who knew. "We humans live happily with Pokemon!" Wow, there's a bunch of weird flying Pokemon around my house. WHO KNEW? "Living and working together, we complement each other. We help each other out to acomplish difficult tasks. Having Pokemon battle one another--" ANIMAL ABUSE?! "--is particularly popular, and it deepens the bonds between people and Pokemon." Animals abuse deepens bonds? "And that is why I research Pokemon." Eyeroll woman.

"Well, that's enough from me...Could you tell me about yourself?" STALKER. "Are you a boy? Or a girl?" Well, no gender right now? I guess a boy. His outfit looks kinda cool..."You're a boy, right?" I JUST SAID THAT. "I'd like to know your name. Please tell me." Don't you live in my town? Anyways, I'll just put Daimon..."Your name is Daimon?" Did I not just say that?! "So your name's Daimon. What a wonderful name!" Ugh, woman, I'm going to slap you. "Well then. I'm going to introduce you to your two best friends!" I already know them. Cheren and Bianca. "This young man is Cheren." Told ya so. "He can be a little difficult, but he's a very honest person." Too honest. "This young woman is Bianca." I KNOW. "She's a little flightly, but she works very hard." She's also an airhead... "I think you three have potential, so I'm going to give you a very, very important Pokemon." Fjdklsjf!

"Daimon! The moment you choose the Pokemon that will accompany you on your journey, your story will truly begin." Wait, what? My story began when I was born. "During your journey, you will meet many Pokemon and people with different personalities and points of view." Duh. "I really hope you find what is important to you in all of these travels." I already have!!! "That's right! Befriend new people and Pokemon and grow as a person!" >> "That is the most important goal for your journey!" Idiot. "Let's go visit the world of Pokemon!" But I'm already IN the world of Pokemon!!!

Winter time. Great. Zooming in on my house...Showing the creepy lady in a labcoat entering my house...She leaves...Zoom into my house. My room. Cheren's there. "Daimon! I heard from Professor Juniper. We can have a Pokemon?" DUH. D< He looks at the present...uh...box thing. "......What's keeping Bianca?" Well, she IS an airhead. And speak of the devil! There she is! "Am I a little late again? So-oooo-orry!" Facepalm. "Bianca...I've known for ten years that you have no sense of time, but...seriously...Today's the day we can get a Pokemon from Professor Juniper!" Yadda yadda Cheren. "I know. Sorry, Daimon. Sorry, Cheren," she says. Suck up. Walks up to me. "So, where are the Pokemon?" I do believe they are suffocating in the box. "They were delivered to Daimon's house--" HEY I'M RIGHT HERE. "--so Daimon gets first pick." Naturally. "Naturally," Cheren says. See? Walks up to the table.

"The Pokemon are waiting for us inside that gift box. Ok, Daimon, you go first and take a peek at the gift box. I want to meet the Pokemon right now!" Impatient. I walk around before opening the box~ I've brought three Pokemon, one for each of your friends. Please settle your choices politely. Uh, no. Enjoy your Pokemon! --Professor Juniper. Pfft. Open up box! I grab Oshawott. "Ok, I'll take this Pokemon! Cheren, that one's yours!" Bianca says. HA. She got Tepig. Cheren got Smugl--I mean. Snivy. Whatever. "Hey, how come you get to pick out my Pokemon? Oh, never mind. I wanted Snivy from the start, anyway." Suuure.

"Everyone has chosen a Pokemon...So that's that! Hey, I know! Let's have a Pokemon battle!" Bianca, you're an idiot. "Honestly, Bianca...Ever though they're still weak Pokemon--" MY OSHAWOTT IS NOT WEAK. "--you shouldn't have Pokemon battles inside a house." Cheren, you're halfway smart. "Do'nt be a worrywart! These little ones are weak, like you said." HEY. "We have to let them battle so the'll get stronger. It's settled, Daimon! Get ready for a Pokemon battle!" Type advantage FTW! She sends out Tepig. I send out Oshawott. A few Tail Whips and Tackles later, and Tepig is down! "The Pokemon on both sides did their best!" Yeah right.

"Wow. Daimon, you're gonna be an awesome Trainer someday, I can tell!" Well, of course. "No doubt!" See? "Uh......Bianca, would you take a look around?" Cheren asks. "Wh-whoa! What happened?! Wow! Pokemon are amaaaaazing! So little, but so strong!" Oshawott is the best. "I'm so glad that I get to have a Pokemon! ...Oh. Um, sorry about your room, Daimon." "You...are completely hopeless. Here! I'll restore your Pokemon for you." Cheren.... "Daimon's Pokemon needs to be fixed up, too." Ni duh. "Hey, Cheren! How about you battle, too? With all you know, I'm sure you can battle without turning the room into a disaster area like I did!" ...

"I believe you're right! It'll no problem for me to keep the room from getting an messier. Besides, it's not fair if you two are the only ones who get to have fun battling!" He walks a bit away. "It's decided. You'll be my opponent...in our first Pokemon battle! Let's see hwat you can do, Snivy!" Smugleaf. Battle starts! Snivy versus Oshawott. >> And Oshawott wins! Goes up to Level 6! Whatever that means! "I made a strange blunder in my first battle, but this feeling I have..." Maybe that you suck? "...I'm finally a Trainer." Ah...No fair... "But first, we'd better go apologize to your mother about this messed-up room." "Oh! I'd better come too!" Bianca says. How annoying...

Interesting. Lol your remarks after the quotes are funny.

Haha, thanks. ^^ I'll post more later--not in the mood to play right now.

I see. No problem. ;o