The adventures of Robots! ...And other people. (Private)

Private RP for Tes, Galdr, and I.

So yeah, I guess that you can make the Lost Woods intro post? I'm weird, Private RPs seem like the place, where I would mess up the first post. XD

Nice title. XD

In the green, lush Lost Woods, where people got lost rather easily, a wooden house sat atop a tree.

Nolen forced his eyes open. He rose from his bed and looked around. He put on his trademark straw hat and grabbed his staff. "Hullo, Edward! Wake up! We've got a busy day ahead of us! Lon Lon Ranch is making their weekly delivery today. Unless you prefer to drink something else? Ah, just wake up!" Nolen said loudly to awake the sleeping Deku Scrub. He rapped his staff against the floor annoyingly.

(Kinda short, but yeah. Hey, it's the old treehouse!)

(It's okay, first posts always seem odd. XD)

Edward groaned a bit, and rolled off the side of his bunk, and fell to the floor, with an audible thump, per usual wood hitting wood. "...Ow... I keep on forgetting, I'm up there now... Before I could just roll off... Sure, it's been a while, but time flies..." he said, pushing himself off, shaking his head a bit, and grabbing his hammer from off the side of the wall, where he placed it. It was a mossy green shade, it's iron hid under vines, suitable for the woods, though it would soon change. "Maybe we could get off with a horse this time, sell it off in Castle Town..."

(I hope they kill Ingo if they decide to hijack the carriage.)

Nolen chuckled at Edward, amused by him rolling off his bed. "A horse sounds good. We have no use for it here, so selling it would be a good idea." Nolen said. He grabbed his flute off of a table and put it in its case. Nolen opened the door to the treehouse and waved his staff upward. Trees grew quickly like a staircase, allowing him to descend to the ground harmlessly. "Now then, let's get rich, shall we? Should we try opening a shop and selling stolen things at a ridiculous price like we planned a few years ago? Or do you think it would end up like last time, when we were abruptly pulled into some crazy adventure?" Nolen asked.

(Diri's definitely going to be in this, but I wonder if Sprocket...
Sprocket:YES!
Nolen: NO!)

(Edward: OH GOD!)

"...I don't know. Like, I don't want to get stuck with another annoying Robot, and the stupidest Hylian in the world..." Edward quietly said, trying not to mention- Burning. He still had some burn marks on his skinny arms, which he hid under his clothes. "...So than, should we stop by Kokiri Forest? Maybe Diri wants to come this time. This isn't too dangerous... Not like that time when we tried to sneak into the castle's treasure vault..." the Scrub said, laughing along with it.

(So yeah, a bit short...)

(Diri: Finally! I hate being a minor character.
Nolen: Oh shut up. You don't have to be one in this.)

Nolen groaned. "Don't remind me..." Nolen grumbled at the mention of the vault. "Let's stay away from any suspicious figures so we won't get stuck with annoying people and robots and dark freaks and having to go to volcanoes. I'm sure Diri will appreciate tagging along. He hasn't done much lately..." Nolen said. He beckoned for Edward to follow and walked through the forest. After a while, they came onto a small village, the Kokiri Forest. A red fairy that was flying around noticed the duo and flew closer. "Hello, Nolen! Hello, Edward! Going out on another sneak mission or something?" Diri asked. "Something like that. Want to come with us?" Nolen asked. "Why not? Let's go." Diri chirped. Nolen nodded. "Okay, let's go." He simply said.

(I guess the vault is like the noodle incident...)

(I guess, I magined them being caught, by Crow. Then smashing him down. XD)

"Okay then, so out we go! To Hyrule Field then..." Edward said, leading the group out to the open field, much more visible in sight, compared to Termina's.

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The field was normal, long and uneventful. Though there was that dead Peahat... The Scrub smashed it once, tried to abduct him, after stealing a few more items, and leaving after Nolen. "So then... How should we get there then... Your call, we have some options..."

(Time to go! I could imagine Diri in Nolen's hat, and grabbing onto Edward's legs, as he flies with his Deku Flowers...)

(Nolen's hat is like Diri's safe fortress thing. XD)

Nolen sighed. "Whew! My wings are tired! Hey, nice hat! It's big, nice and cozy-" Diri whined. "I get it! I get it! Sheesh, get in there..." Nolen sighed in defeat, lifting his hat, allowing entrance to the fairy. Diri happily flew inside and landed on Nolen's head. Nolen dropped the hat back down. Edward asked about how to get to Castle town. "Well, I don't hear any horses nearby, and Diri can't teleport. I guess we're walking." Nolen said smugly. He did not feel like walking...

(Diri will whine until he gets what he wants. Poor Nolen.)

"Walking. It's better than a lot of other situations, stormy days when flying, and- Water." Edward simply said, walking forwards a bit.The feild was big per usual. "Well then! We better hurry up then! No sence in just sitting here!" the Scrub said running forwards.

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Soon enough, they had made it to Lon Lon Farm. Quiet, and normal, they weren't expecting a robbery on delivery day, or a murder, if needed so. Edward was ready enough to smash someone's neck out of place. "You ready Nolen?"

(Short, but there was a time skip! XD)

(Whoops. I said Castle Town instead of Lon Lon Ranch. XP Oh boy, I hope they kill Ingo!)

Nolen nodded. "I'm ready. Now, let's go score us some milk! Maybe a horse, too!" Nolen smirked evilly. Lon Lon Ranch was built on a hill with huge walls to prevent horses from fleeing. Nolen silently made his way to the entrance, and walked up a small hill. He saw a barn and a house. There was a huge pen so the horses could roam around. A girl inside the pen was singing to the horses, who were running around or crowding the girl. What was with that song? Anyway, Nolen saw a fat man loading up a cart with bottles of milk. "Should we wait until the stagecoach is leaving and ambush them, or do I take them out with my flute one by one?" Nolen asked, his eyes not straying from the milk cart.

(KILL INGO! KILL INGO! KILL- *shot*)

(XD)

"...Well depends, how thirsty are we? Maybe we should get the deliverer out of the picture, so then they're paniced, and we can run off with everything... And if we hear them leave, while looking, we could always run out, and latch onto the back... They would be driving, not ready to shoot at us..." Edward quietly said, moving across a wall to his right, quietly creaking open a door, though someone was inside "HEY! WHO'S THERE?! WHY ARE YOU INTERRUPTING ME WHILE I'M WORKING?!"

(Ingo rage ftw.)

Nolen quickly grabbed his flute and played Saria's song, sending a dart flying into Ingo. The rancher dropped to the ground like a sack of potatoes, asleep. Nolen darted into the room, and was greeted by cows mooing. Nolen walked up to the sleeping man. "Do we hide him somewhere, like under some hay or manure? Or do we kill him? They'll notice he's missing eventually. If we take them out one by one with darts, we could ransack their house and take the valuables." Nolen smirked.

(You choose what we do. I don't care. PLEASE SAY KILL INGO *shot*)

"Put him where they would never find him, they have no proof of foul play, if they live, if we take the dart out of his neck. They'll probally go ransacking the forest, if he reports about Saria's Song. So..." Edward started, ripping the dart out of the man, and dragging his body into a cellar, barricading the door. It was full of cobwebs, they wouldn't look. "Save your ammo, if they comre looking because of his past yelling, we could jump to that other building, from the roof. Then shoot the other person, who came here, when our final lucky contender comes, we can steal their cart, and get out of here... So then, want to go onto a roof?" the Scrub asked, an evil glare in his eye.

(Time to, do what we do, and do stuff! [/Issun])

"Sounds like a plan. I doubt he'd know what Saria's Song is, so I think we're OK on that one. Let's go." Nolen said. He stepped outside, and then took his staff out. He made a tree grow beneath him, allowing him to get on the roof. He stepped off the tree, and laid down on the roof. He took aim with his flute. Nolen heard the fat man say "Malon, go see what's taking Ingo so long, will you?". The girl exited the horse pen and walked to the barn's door. As soon as she put her hand on the handle, Nolen let out a silent dart this time. She fell to the ground, unconscious. Nolen hopped off and dragged her inside with Ingo. Nolen removed the dart and bolted outside. He proceeded onto the roof again. "You can get the last one." Nolen said to Edward.

(Die Malon, I guess. Die you crazy cuccos! Hey, if you step on them while on Epona, and they get mad and crazy, they can't hurt you while you're on Epona.)

(I know. XD Now that I think, did MM even have Cuccos, besides for like that 1, in Clock Town?)

Edward nodded, pulling out his Deku Flowers, and silently liding to the other building. He snuck in through the top window, it opned to an odd small room, and below, Cuccos. A plan struck Edward. He swung his hammer at a few, carrying up his speed to get out through the window. The chicken horde couldn't catch him, so they focused on the man, who had decided to sit down. Yelps of pain came from the room, as Edward flew back over. "Cuccos. Now let's steal that cart before they break out, we don't want to get bombarded..."

(I think you just killed Talon. XD Thats an awesome plan. Yeah, MM did. Remember in Romani Ranch, there were baby Cuccos? And when you put on the bird dude mask and played the ocarina, they would grow up instantly?)

Nolen nodded, and slid off the roof, landing on his feet. He quickly dashed to the cart, hopping into the driver's seat. He waited for Edward to enter before whipping the horse, grabbing ahold of the reigns. The door to the Cucco room broke, a horde of angry birds swarming out. Nolen turned to see a bunch of Cuccos gaining on them. Nolen whipped the horse again, urging it to go faster. Nolen grabbed a small bag of rocks and threw them at the psychotic chickens, sending them to the ground. They suddenly made it out of the ranch, the Cuccos didn't dare follow.

(Attack of the Cuccos!)

(Oh yeah. XD Derp. I forgot about the Starfox mask order thing. It was like, The Bunny Hood, Don Gero's, The Keaton Mask, then the Bremen Mask. Peppy, Slippy, Fox, and Falco! ...And I guess I just gave MM it's lack of Talon...? XD)

"...Well neither of them, saw anything, because that guy's an idiot, and he was just mauled by ravenous chickens... I'm pretty sure that we're fine, and if thaat idot saw me, I think he would be too traumatized to even talk about it anybody..." Edward said, from his usual spot in the back of the cart, where he liked sitting. He should actually get a normal bow once... Maybe they'll have enough leftover money from the horse! "Nolen, what do we even plan on buying with this horse anyways?"

(Episode 3/6 whatever you prefer, the Return of the Lost Wood, people!)

(Lol. The Gerudo Menace, Attack of the Cuccos, Revenge of the older Gerudo guy's kid, A New Rupee, The Lost Woods Strike back, and Return of the Annoying Robot.)

Nolen paused for a moment. He raised his finger as if he was going to say something, but he sighed. "I don't know. Maybe...better weapons? Materials for a new and better treehouse? I really don't care..." Nolen mumbled. He never really thought of it that way. He just enjoyed robbing people. Diri attempted the exit the hat, but Nolen held it down. "Hey! What gives?!" Diri yelled, annoyed. "Unless you're fast enough to catch up with this speeding cart, then be my guest!" Nolen said. Diri sighed and sat back down on Nolen's head. "So... Should we head back to the Lost Woods, drop the milk off, then go sell the horse at Kakariko? I'm pretty sure it isn't safe in Castle town right now... Remember we were caught pickpocketing? I'm sure they'll forget soon enough..."

(Yay, Kakariko for once! No more Castle Town!)

(Lol. XD And pickpocketing? I find that odd, they didn't get caught for gagging a man in the back of a cart. XD)

"...Maybe we could enchant our new weapons, and that staff of yours... Enchanted weapons are fun, you don't really need strength, like this thing half guides itself... " Edward said, laughing a Diri's plight, also implying that he would want new wepons. "I just don't wish that this carriage tips over into water, or that volcano explodes.. Eeer, erupts." he said again, seeing the Lost Woods upcoming. "Almost time to sneak through trees, going to be fun..."

(That's because they blamed it on the creepy guy, and then the stupid guy wanted them to have a drink with the creepy guy. Pickpocketing, the victim probably noticed Nolen/Edward's hand in their pocket, so yeah. That is a bit strange, though.)

"Ah, shut up. It isn't gonna randomly tip over into water. I doubt Death Mountain is going to erupt. Now, we're here." Nolen said. He yanked the reigns, sending the horse to a halt. Nolen hopped off the seat and walked the the back of the cart. He grabbed a crate of milk but dropped it on his toes. Nolen started hopping around on one foot, silently cursing. After a few minutes, he opened the crate up and grabbed the bottles of milk. Nolen grabbed a large sack and put the milk bottles inside. He slung it over his shoulder and walked up to the large wall separating the forest from the field. "Say, that reminds me... Whatever happened to your spear? How are we going to get in? Do we use magic to make a tree get us up, or Deku flowers, or do we walk through the Kokiri village?"